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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4359 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.