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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2956 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2395 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Back in 2015, our son Alex was causing chaos left and right until we brought in Mike, the magical babysitter who turned Alex into a model student in just two weeks. Camp directors thought Alex was on medication because he was suddenly so well-behaved.
Fast forward 10 years, and Mike is still with us, watching over our kids and working a full-time job. He’s practically family at this point, and he’s not afraid to have a little fun with the kids.
So if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mike’s skateboarding videos, join us now! Just don’t be surprised if your kids come back from a gaming session with a newfound love for cardboard box crashes. Trust us, it’s all in good fun!