| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 609 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3415 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2717 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8355 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6177 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6199 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3741 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 992 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5583 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6571 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5673 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7741 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 210 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3529 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6814 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3208 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4502 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3881 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
