| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 287 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6557 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7182 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9030 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 241 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 218 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 251 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 732 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 972 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9240 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5740 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5013 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3246 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3129 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5944 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4852 |
