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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1243

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, griefGONE, Grieving Process, gross, Jealousy, late fiancé, love, Memories, Moving, Phobia, relationship, Respect, sentimental attachment, Support, throwaway, toenail, ToenailTossinBF, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

annoyance, BlockBoredomCraft, bored, Disgruntled, done with, exasperated, exhausted, fatigued, fed up, Frustration, irritated, jaded, over it, sick of, tired of, tired of dealing with, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	187	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crops Grown:	4580	Secret Passages Found:	4

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

play.aegismc.net

Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

administrators, bedrock, building, Cake, DDOS, discord server, Earth, Events, Experience, Factions, Fight, HACKING, Kingdom, Lore, members, nation, Peace, Platform, plug ins, Realm, Roleplay, smp, Survival, TAKEOVER, Vanilla, War, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	978139	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4343	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!