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CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6877
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	230
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8627
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	156
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

LottoLlamaCraft

Best Friend, big win, celebration, dream come true, exciting news, family member, financial freedom, Gratitude, life changing, life-altering, lottery jackpot, lotto winner, LottoLlamaCraft, lucky day, sharing the news, spreading joy, sudden wealth, telling loved ones, thrilling moment, unexpected windfall, winning ticket

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!