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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	6470	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crops Grown:	6945	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	195	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	137
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Farms Harvested:	439	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4700	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

⚪️ — Free donation!

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1834	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8076	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.