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CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Animals Bred:	159	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	5583

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Longbirch Vanguard

Classes, Deity System, Discord, Dungeons, dynamic map, Frequent Updates, Fun, java, Longbirch, Mounts, Pets, player agency, Quests, Races, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer, unique experience, vanguard, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and delve into the RPG side of the server at their own pace. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, and more, there is always something new to discover on the server.

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Features

12 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

Story

The Kingdom of Longbirch is in a period of tentative peace after a war against the shadow demon Arglazia. New threats and mysteries emerge, calling heroes to protect Longbirch from looming shadows. From old cults to the secrets of Fontaine, players must come together to face new challenges.

Mystic Men’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, communication barriers, emotional expression, empathy gap, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Incels, Loneliness, male privilege, Masculinity, Mens, mens issues, mental health, mental health stigma, mystic, Quest, rejection, self esteem, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressure, therapy for men, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, this server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build stuff all day long.

Forget about all the drama and negativity in the world, on this server, we don’t even know what problems are supposed to be! It’s like living in a dream where everything is just rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, you can just chill with us and have a good laugh. We’re open-minded to everything, even if we don’t understand it.

So, come join us and let’s all have a great time together! And remember, the solution to all your problems is just to join our server and have a blast. Don’t miss out, bros and broettes!

Bookworms Minecraft Server

Bookworms, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, Empathy, Honesty, late mother, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to send mixed signals to your fellow players. One minute you’re best friends, the next you’re enemies – just like this guy’s girl!

We promise a push-pull dynamic that will keep you on your toes. One day you’ll be building a castle together, the next you’ll be griefing each other’s creations. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t worry about commitment, just like this girl, we don’t want anything serious. But we do want you to join us for hours of gameplay, late-night adventures, and plenty of drama.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more confusing than our rules is this guy’s relationship. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some books that belonged to someone’s late mom – it’s all part of the experience!

NoDogNoStayMC

Accommodation, Allergies, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, health, Hospitality, lint roller, NoDogNoStayMC, pet allergies, pet care, pet expenses, pet-friendly, pet-friendly accommodations, Respect, Space, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your comfort over everything else – even family!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with pesky pug hair everywhere and want a space where your allergies can finally take a break. Our server is so clean, not even a single block is out of place.

We understand the struggle of having to lint roll after every dog visit, so we’ve created a dog-free zone where you can game in peace without worrying about sneezing your way through the day.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their furry friends invade your space – join our server and game on without the drama. Plus, who needs family when you have a whole community of like-minded players to hang out with? So come on in and leave the pug hair at the door!

NightmareJob Minecraft SMP

career, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusioning, disillusionment, employment, Expectations, Experience, false advertising, Job, let down, Minecraft, mistake, Nightmare, NightmareJob, Profession, Reality, regret, smp, unexpected, unexpected challenges, unfulfilling, work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	992140
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Like, I thought being a potato farmer would be lit, but then the potatoes started attacking me and I had to fight them off with a carrot stick. And don’t even get me started on the llama wrangling job – those sneaky little buggers kept spitting on me and stealing my diamonds!

But seriously, this server is like a sitcom on steroids. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, a hot tub filled with lava (don’t ask how we keep it hot), and a pet chicken that can do backflips. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance-off to see who’s the alpha of the pack.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears (mostly from getting blown up by creepers), and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

NoPickleOnMyBurger

BIZARRE, burger, condiments, Culinary, fast food, Food, inappropriate, ingredients, Mismatched, NoPickleOnMyBurger, odd, out of place, sandwich, strange, Surprising, toppings, Unconventional, unexpected, Unhealthy, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crops Grown:	6571

Imagine a Minecraft server where the burgers are made of diamonds and the fries are actually golden nuggets! Join our server for the most epic food fights you’ve ever seen – just make sure not to put TNT on your burger, trust us, it doesn’t belong there! We once had a player who accidentally added a creeper to their burger and ended up blowing up half the server…but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our crazy, explosive Minecraft world! So come join us and experience the wildest food adventures you never knew you needed!