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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 959 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!
