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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9824
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 494 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Villages Defended: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5208
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Mines Excavated: 1309
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7296
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Potions Brewed: 50
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Emeralds Found: 7863
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Alien Abductions: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2813
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4353
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Animals Bred: 113
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 699
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 182 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 416
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 252
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6588
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 71 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3013
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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