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CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9664
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2894
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	981733
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8585
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!