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MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	354	Void Armor Forged:	19
Votes:	6978	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	714
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Chimeras Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Farms Harvested:	827
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	4889	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	1426
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

luxe.zrich.ru

Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2057	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!