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EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9846
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	9636
Enchantments Applied:	185	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	7690	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2415	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	6673
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	58
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	702	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	696	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8712
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!