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Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	5886	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	183
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	79
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Love Letters Sent:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	75	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	7139	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Void Gems Collected:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.