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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4363 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.