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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3641 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3397 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.
In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.
So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
