| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9609 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8821 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 850 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 100 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1932 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Farms Harvested: | 360 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2176 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3302 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7124 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 890 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4629 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6506 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1936 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
