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GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Crops Grown:	7683
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4813
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchantments Applied:	104
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	8796
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!