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HitlerCraft: Not Your Average HR Meeting

AITAH, Average, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, discrimination, Employer, Eviction, gassing, Hitler sympathiser, HitlerCraft, Housing, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Job, Meeting, prejudice, racism, RETALIATION, roommate, threat, violence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Farms Harvested:	405
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ores Mined:	8635	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	243
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	539271
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Votes:	9346	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	2514	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!