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CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	2387	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4327	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zombie Dances:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Votes:	9209
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	9936	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4987	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2504
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crops Grown:	6193
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!