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NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Villages Defended:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7203	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Towns Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	787833
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	9	Potions Brewed:	109
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!