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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4501 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?
