| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9248 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 403 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 498 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 910913 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.
By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1849 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.
With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 499 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2097 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2697 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5959 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6715 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9714 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3988 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7893 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Star Shards Collected: | 201 |
ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!
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