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LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ores Mined:	2892	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Towns Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, counseling, dialogue, discussion, Expressing, expressing emotions, growth, healing, Let’s talk about it, Listening, mental health, relationships, self reflection, sharing, speaking up, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

avoiding controversies, community scandals, Controversies, controversy-free, DOXX, doxx war, Drama-free, dramas, e-begging, holo talents, holoEN, holojp, kenji, madness, memed on, millie, Minecraft, niji ARlive, online drama, Sayu, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5610
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Crafty, digital art, emotions, Entertainment, escapism, Experience, feel, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Relaxation, Sensory, storytelling, stress relief, Technology, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual reality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

combat readiness, counterfactual analysis, Crafty, CREEPERS, defense budget, destabilization, discriminatory legislation, economic sanctions, Ethnic Minorities, intelligence estimates, NATO expansion, neo-Nazi affiliations, offensive capabilities, paramilitary factions, psychological warfare, Russian defense doctrine, Russian-speaking demographic, strategic buffer zones, suppression, Terror, USA aid, western influence, WORTH..

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, artificial partners, attractiveness, cultural preferences, dating preferences, fembots, future of relationships, gender dynamics, Gender norms, human emotions, human-robot interaction, love, Minecraft, relationships, romance, Server, Slavic men, SlavicSeductress, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Technology, technology advancements

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	183	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	5418

Welcome to our unbelievable Minecraft server where fembots and slavic men come together in a hilarious love story!

Join us if you want to witness the epic romance between robots and rugged slavic dudes. Our server is filled with mind-blowing adventures and absurd quests that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own outrageous love nest for your fembot and slavic man, complete with funky disco floors and glittery rainbow walls.

So why wait? Come join us on this whacky Minecraft server and discover if fembots truly find slavic men attractive!

Pixel Pals: Where even the chickens have drama

Argument, argumentative, bicker, chickens, Contention, controversy, debate, disagreement, Discord, Dispute, Drama, PALS, PIXEL, Quarrel, squabble

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	8186	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where players are always ready to argue about anything and everything!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where debates over the best block to build with or the most efficient way to mine diamonds are taken to the next level. Our players have been known to have heated discussions about the proper way to organize a chest or even the most effective strategy for fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig to a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what can be done in Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh, argue, and build to your heart’s content, then join us today. Just be prepared to defend your opinions on whether or not redstone is overrated or if llamas are the superior mode of transportation in the game.

Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crops Grown:	5479	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.