Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

AnonCraft: Creeper Banter, Diamond Drama, LOLs & Lava – “Anon, you did WHAT?” 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fly on a pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mob called the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the Rainbow Llama will have unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your epic pig-flying, fireball-shooting skills! Just be prepared to answer the question, “Anon, you did WHAT?” after your first day on the server.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

265234968, abrupt end, abusive mother, Animals, big fat faggot, BLOCK, Chapter 48, Chores, confusion, Cooking, Daily, Daily Tonnura-san, denial, disbelief, Dose, family, Friends, handicraft forum, Hardworking, Ichinose household, Japanese cartoon, Laughter, Lazy, lols, lovable, madness, Manga, Messy, Minecraft, Mysterious, Party, RAGE, Server, short lived, talking cat, three sisters, Tonnura-san, Tonnys, valuable lessons, vet

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	903994	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

Bill Clinton, boundary crossing, child abuse, CREEPERS, crime, Deception, deepfake, DeepfakeCraft, disbelief, Disturbing, Ethics, face biting, fake news, HORRIFYING, Manipulation, Potato, rape, shock factor, skepticism, steve, Technology, trust issues

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	88

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.

MineQuack: Where your ducks are kept in line, just like our whitelist!

collaboration, creativity, Discord, ducks, ender dragon, epic events, Expanding, fresh start, friendly environment, gaming district, germany, line, minequack, newbie, redstone genius, seasoned builder, Server, shopping district, Small Community, Stable Server, US players, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	0

MineQuack Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4
Location	Germany (Great connection for US players too!)
Started	June 3rd (though only a couple of players have been playing since that date)

Welcome to MineQuack! A 1.20.4 vanilla plus SMP with a small community we are trying to grow after a hiatus from running our server. We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, with a Shopping District (to be built as more players join) on a large Mushroom biome near spawn.

Why Join MineQuack?

Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay
Fresh Start
Epic Events
Growing Community

What We Offer:

Friendly Environment
Stable Server

Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone genius, or a Minecraft newbie, there’s a place for you on MineQuack. Let’s build, trade, and conquer the Minecraft world together! Join MineQuack now and be part of our growing family!

Send a message to join in the fun or join our Discord here.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join MineQuack?

You can send a message to the server admin or join the Discord server provided above.

Is there a specific theme or style to build in MineQuack?

We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, but you are free to build in any style you prefer.

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and collaborative environment for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining.

Is the server stable for players outside of Germany?

Yes, despite being hosted in Germany, the server has excellent connectivity for players in the US and beyond.

MoshiMoshiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

answering calls, answering the phone, Communication, cultural customs, Greeting, hello, Japanese culture, japanese language, Minecraft, moshi, MoshiMoshiCraft, phone call, phone call etiquette, phone conversation, phone etiquette, phone greetings, phone manners, polite conversation, Server, social norms, telephone etiquette, Ultimate, who is it

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Oh, hello there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the cows can breakdance better than any player. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	4770	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	194	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and become part of a wacky world where the only limit is your imagination!

Imagine a land where pigs fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Can they be stopped? Not on this server! Our community of players is always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to make some hilarious memories.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Can they be stopped? Probably not, but who would want to stop all this fun anyway?

PixelFamilyDrama

Argument, bathroom, big picture, Demand, DÍL, Dinner, Event, family, family photo, fixing hair, Gathering, HUGE, Late, on time, Organizing, packing up, Pay, photographer, photoshop, PixelFamilyDrama, small pictures

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are just part of the fun!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and of course, the occasional heated argument over who gets to be in the family photo. Forget about peaceful gameplay, we’re all about the chaos here!

And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ll make sure to photoshop you into the picture, even if you’re fashionably late like our DIL. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to set your spawn point before the drama kicks off!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Holycraft, human rights violations, international relations, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian territories, palestinians, political tensions, Raid, security forces, Server, Unrest, violence, weapons, West Bank

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyTurkJustice

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	9212
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna fight for justice? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got police officers who kill human rights lawyers but it’s all good cuz we got acquittals left and right! join us for some crazy adventures and questionable moral decisions, it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of our wacky world where justice is just a suggestion!

ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	871
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let’s just say it didn’t end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time u log on.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.

HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

childhood obesity, children, diet, emotional eating, family dynamics, food choices, Fun, HangryCraft, Healthy Eating, long-term effects, mental health, nutrition, Nutritious, parental influence, parents, PRESSURE, relationship with food, research, stress, Stress Management, study, turns, unhealthy foods, wellness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!

BATTLEGROUNDS, demolished, entertain, Fabled, INFORMATION, Join, Magic, mindless beef, Modded, people, PvP, quickly, QUIT, RAGE, Server, small group, Summer, swordplay, teamwork, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	664
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded PVP server
Features	Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods
Focus	Swordplay and teamwork
Group Size	Small group of players
Joining Info	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join.
What mods are included in the server?	We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience.
How long will the server be active?	The server will be active for the next 3 months.
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat.
Can I join solo or do I need a group?	You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience.

JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

America, Bidens, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, joe biden, JoeCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, piece of shit, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, united states, Vote, Voting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7954	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	269	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

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