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AlGoneAIgon

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	7182	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3337	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9682	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9107	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Animals Bred:	97
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!

SeoulCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4109	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late!

CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Emeralds Found:	6635	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
New Chunks Explored:	788974	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?