Our server is so awesome, even Gizmo and Shortcake would want to join if they could! And trust us, they have excellent taste in servers. We have so much to offer, from epic builds to thrilling mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or cat tower).
Plus, unlike this cat-napper of a mother-in-law, we won’t try to steal your pets away from you. Your fur babies are safe with us, no crazy demands or family drama here!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s truly meow-nificent. Don’t let the grief of a mother-in-law get you down, join our server and let the good times roll!
We got more explosions than a nuclear reactor meltdown, more diamonds than a Saudi prince’s palace, and more creepers than a conspiracy theorist’s basement!
Join us and be part of the most explosive community in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the nuclear-level fun, join now before we go boom! 💥💣🔥
but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.
plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.
so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.
Join us at Snowpoint SMP, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience where adventure and community come together! Our server features a variety of exciting plugins to enhance your gameplay, including:
We offer playervaults to keep your items safe and organized, and a robust land claim system to protect your builds from griefing. Our economy system allows players to earn and trade in-game currency through several different methods, creating a dynamic and thriving market, with rentable market plots at spawn. Explore and conquer dungeons alone or with friends to earn epic rewards and uncover hidden treasures. Experience a welcoming and inclusive community that’s always ready to help, with an active Discord server for connecting and chatting with fellow players.Join Snowpoint SMP today and start your adventure in a vibrant and secure environment. We can’t wait to see you in-game!
15.235.53.217:2284
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Description | Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel. |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa |
A: Java Survival offers a legitimate Minecraft experience where every block is mined and placed by hand. Our moderators and admins play the game as regular players and do not use commands for personal gain. We also have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving the server a unique feel.
A: You can join the server by using the address: mc.javasurvival.com and joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa.
A: The server rules include no excessively offensive language, no politics or controversial topics, no hacking or cheating, no disturbing other players’ property, no building too close to others, being respectful and kind, and no advertising.
A: We value our community and strive to be the players’ primary Minecraft home. Players have a say in what goes on in the server, and we aim to provide an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see for yourself why boomers just can’t handle the awesomeness that awaits you!
🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!
🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?
🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!
We’ve got players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle against hordes of zombies, players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, and even a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and economy.
But the best part? The legendary treasure hunt that happens every month, where players have to solve riddles and navigate deadly traps to find the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants them unlimited power in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wildest school stories, come join us and see what kind of madness you can get into!
