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The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9123
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Oh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Cuck Truck Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you ready to drive the cuck truck like a true boss? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of cruising around in a pickup truck like no other. Our trucks are so powerful, they can even outrun a cheetah on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!

Do They Really? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	2346	New Chunks Explored:	640943
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake lava pits, and exploding chickens everywhere you turn. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… unless you’re the one getting pranked, of course.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch your back… and your diamonds!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! This server is like no other, where you can battle it out in 6v6 team-based PvP matches with your favorite Marvel heroes and villains. Imagine Ironman facing off against Thanos in an epic showdown for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind. Picture this: Deadpool riding a unicorn into battle, or Spiderman swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper. The possibilities are endless!

And don’t even get me started on the new costumes that have been released. You can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits, from a disco dancing Captain America to a punk rock Black Widow.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a secret gift code for a free Ironman skin. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Gangbang SMP: Smugalana Bukkake Party

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
New Chunks Explored:	229589	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we gather to gangbang and bukkake smugalana! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Buttcheek Slapper and the legendary Twerk Master. You won’t find these mobs anywhere else! – Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for life. – We have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the sweet sounds of creeper dubstep. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but glittery unicorn poop. Trust us, it’s worth its weight in gold! – Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted tacos, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Taco Genie.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Let’s gangbang and bukkake smugalana together!