| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6031 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7597 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1212 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4424 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3383 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4919 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7727 | Enchantments Applied: | 96 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2212 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5434 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1894 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4627 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
