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WeddingDressDrama50%

aita, artisan, beadwork, bride, Budget, groom, guestlist, Marriage, native american, Obnoxious, POVERTY, RESERVATION, semi retired, throwaway account, Traditional, traditional feast, tribal elders, tribal gown, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama50

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses? Want to spice up your big day with a traditional tribal gown that costs more than your entire wedding budget? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, complete with traditional dancers, drummers, and a feast catered by women on the reservation. And don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual money to throw around, so feel free to splurge on that $33,000 gown made by our artisan.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy drama and outrageous wedding demands. Will you be the one to stand up to your fiancé and say enough is enough? Or will you give in to her every whim and watch your budget go up in flames?

Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our Minecraft server!

CreeperCrushin’

awkward, awkward encounters, awkward moments, CreeperCrushin, cringeworthy, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, failed attempts, funny, Humiliation, impressing others, social blunders, social faux pas, trying to be cool, trying to impress, trying too hard

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Mines Excavated:	2690
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in front of that special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can impress them with your epic building skills instead! Imagine crafting a majestic castle made entirely of diamond blocks just to show off – now that’s how you win someone’s heart! Join us and leave your embarrassing moments in the real world behind as you conquer the virtual realm with your creativity and charm. Who needs smooth pick-up lines when you can build a pixelated masterpiece? So come on and join us, where love is just a block away!

CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition

armour donation, Canada, CanuckCraft, Conflict Resolution, cross-border issues, defense equipment, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign policy, Global Alliances, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian territory, strategic partnership, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

PermaFrostMercuryMelt

Arctic ecosystem, Arctic environment, Arctic rivers, Arctic warming, Arctic wildlife, climate change, climate change consequences, climate crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental release, global warming, long-term effects, mercury contamination, mercury pollution, mercury sequestration, permafrost degradation, permafrost erosion, PermaFrostMercuryMelt, river erosion

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	1000
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the arctic is lit af with climate change and mercury is like, spilling out everywhere like a crazy party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a river of mercury, talk about a wild ride! join now for a chance to witness the ultimate environmental disaster in the making, it’s gonna be a blast! #mercurymania #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Hexacomb SMP: The Hive Mind is Taking Over…Help us! No bees, just fun in 2 days! Must be 18+ to join in on the buzz! 🐝🎉

+18, Adult, BEES, Buzz, Community, creativity, Days, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, friendship, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, Hexacomb, hive, Join, Mind, Minecraft, Mods, Over…Help, Player Shops, PvP, Seasonal, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, voice chat

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome Message
🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟 NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Welcome Message

🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟

NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START

Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?
Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass. Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins. Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction. Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly). BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser. Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience. Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops. Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end. Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases. Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms. Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help! Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving. One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility. In-Season Stats Visualization on our website. World Download Available at the end of each season.

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins.
Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction.
Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly).
BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops.
Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end.
Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases.
Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms.
Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help!
Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving.
One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility.
In-Season Stats Visualization on our website.
World Download Available at the end of each season.

Apply Now!
Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

Apply Now!

Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

FAQs:

Q: What is Hexacomb?

A: Hexacomb is a seasonal SMP Minecraft server where players can express their creativity, build friendships, and create unforgettable memories in a drama-free environment.

Q: When does Season 5 start?

A: Season 5 of Hexacomb starts on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

Q: What are some unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?

A: Some unique features include Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks, unique cosmetic items inspired by Hermitcraft, Armor Stand Editing, In-Game Proximity Voice Chat, Server-Side Music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, optimization mods, player and mob head drops, and more.

Q: How can I join Hexacomb Season 5?

A: You can join by following the steps on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

We can’t wait to see you in Hexacomb!

CraftyRaven’s Minecraft Server

2nd Advent orisong, Advent karaoke offcollab, Art Tags, BlueBird Cover, CraftyRavens, demon of sound, hololive, in my feelings, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, Music, nerissa ravencroft, new merch, Ope, Say my name, Server, STREAMS, Sweetest Scarlet, tiktok, twitter, useful links

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and you’ll encounter the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent. She’s here to rock your world with her epic tunes and karaoke sessions that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious Ope, a creature that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Can you defeat Ope and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got merch galore! From Nerissa 1st Anniversary Celebration goodies to Hololive English -Advent- 1st Anniversary swag, you’ll be decked out in style while you conquer the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing karaoke with Nerissa Ravencroft in no time. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: Black Incels Unite!

activism, Alien, Black, Black Incels, Black Lives Matter, Diversity, empowerment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, Identity, incel community, Incels, inclusion, long tail, marginalized voices, Minecraft, Movie, representation, rise up, Romulus, smp, Social Issues, tags, unite

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so popular, Hollywood has taken notice and is already planning a blockbuster movie about us. That’s right, you could be a Minecraft star!

But that’s not all, we’ve also been contacted by aliens from planet Romulus who want to join our server and build epic space-themed creations with us. Who knew aliens were such talented builders?

And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also formed an alliance with the legendary group known as the Black Incels. They’re rising up in our server, ready to dominate the competition with their unbeatable skills and strategies. Join us and be a part of this epic journey to greatness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest, most exciting community out there. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together!

CousinLiesMC Server

cousin betrayal, cousin deception, cousin drama, cousin lies, cousin relationship, cousin trust, CousinLiesMC, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family loyalty, fiance loyalty, relationship issues, Server, trust broken, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest betrayal, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1713

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a cousin accusing someone of being pregnant with another man’s child.

Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and confronting your loved ones in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will you choose to disinvite your cousin from your in-game wedding, or will you let the drama unfold?

But beware, your fiance might just defend your cousin’s questionable actions and visit him behind your back, adding even more chaos to the mix. Are you ready to navigate through this crazy situation and come out on top? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

ADHDcraft: So What?

adhd, ADHDcraft, anger, Boundaries, cat, Chocolate, Communication, consequences, consideration, family, Feeding, forgetfulness, Hosting, Illness, misunderstanding, overreaction, pet care, reaction, relationships, rules, Siblings

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4406	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4645
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as feeding chocolate to a cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget where you put your chocolate too! Join us for a chaotic adventure where forgetting the chocolate rule is just the beginning. And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for having ADHD – we’ll just laugh about it together! So come on over and let’s see if you can survive the madness of our server. Who needs chocolate when you have us?

ScaredyCraft SMP: Just Do It!

challenging oneself, conquering fears, courage, embracing challenges, embracing discomfort, facing fears, facing insecurities, fear of failure, fear of the unknown, growth mindset., mental strength, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, pushing boundaries, ScaredyCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Votes:	9321
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2809
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re afraid to take risks because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and conquer the land? Why not!

We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons, created secret underground societies, and even discovered a hidden dimension filled with talking cows.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you out of your comfort zone and into a world of chaos and hilarity, then this is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild!