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Poop Into My Hand Play With It Like Playdough Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, dirty play, Disgusting, fetish, gross, gross play, Hand, Minecraft, odd habits, Play, playdough, playing with poop, Poop, smp, strange, strange habits, taboo behavior, unhygienic, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ores Mined:	5087	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. Or maybe you prefer to poop into your hand and play with it like playdough – hey, we don’t judge here, we embrace all kinds of creativity!

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks like filling your house with chickens or turning your entire base into a giant cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of emerald instead of eggs.

So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, poop playdough. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Crops Grown:	8463	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3167	Magic Items Found:	2832
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

fresh air, GRASS, greenery, grounding, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, outdoor activities, outdoors, Peace, reconnecting, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, touching, touching grass, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Drades, Epic, KWAB, KWABDRADE, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5700

Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Emeralds Found:	4774	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9122	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

IDGAFcraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t care less about, couldn’t care less if, couldn’t care less whether, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a toss, disinterest, Disregard, don’t give a fig, don’t give a hoot, IDGAFcraft, indifference, indifference towards, lack of concern, neglect, nonchalance, not bothered, not fussed about, unconcern, whats the point

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

Assassination, Beirut, blockbusters, boom, Commanders, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, IDF operation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, militant group, Military, OPERATIONs, regional instability, SECURITY, security operation, Terrorism, terrorism threat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchantments Applied:	51
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

ZenithMC.mcserver.us

Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4626	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

play.cubywars.net:25577

Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7688	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	7548
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!