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Not-so-Deadly Lifesteal: Where vampires thrive and creepers fear to tread! 1.18-1.21

1.181.21, ah, armor, Bedrock Support, blocks, cracked launchers, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Discord, emotes, fear, Furniture, Gui, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, Minecraft, NotsoDeadly, Players, Resourcepack, Server, Server Shop, Sethome, sklauncher, smp, Thrive, Tpa, Tread, Vampires, vanilla commands

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
New Chunks Explored:	140120	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

NsD Lifesteal Minecraft Server

Overview
NsD Lifesteal, also known as NexusDark Lifesteal, is a small minecraft lifesteal smp server searching for new members. Currently, there are 2-4 people online daily with plans for growth. The server supports cracked launchers and offers custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI, a server shop, and enhanced vanilla commands.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Does the server support cracked launchers?	Yes, the server supports cracked launchers. We recommend using SKLauncher.
Does the server have bedrock support?	No, the server does not have bedrock support.
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.18-1.21
What unique features does the server offer?	– Custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI – Server shop for players to sell items – Enhanced vanilla commands like sethome, home, tpa – Fair lifesteal system where you only lose a heart when killed by a player
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/Hwb6nTEugV

PutinForPrez Minecraft Server

Candidate, Drumpft, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political beliefs, Politics, president, pro-Russia stance, pro-Russian, PutinForPrez, russia, Server, Ukraine, Voting, voting for change, voting process, voting rights, voting strategy, voting system

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	7388	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian bear riding a unicycle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold elections for a pro-Russian president every week! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be fighting off creepers while trying to secure your spot as the next leader of Mother Russia. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the election, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into vodka bottles. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…Russian style!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

c#, Computer Architecture, computer science, computers, Hardware, high performance, Minecraft, multithreading, Parallel, performance optimization, PixelPunch, Programming Languages, Programs, SECURITY, Server, single threads, Software Development, software engineering, Speculative execution, systems language, Technology, Threads

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Breakup, breakup aftermath, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, ex, ex’s house, ExsHouseRaid, final argument, getting stuff back, Keys, Minecraft, moving on, Permission, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	967	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!

CondoCheck4Cash

2 hours round trip, aita, bathroom renovations, bigger projects, Cheap, Company, Condo, CondoCheck4Cash, Favor, free, Friends, full-time, GC, good friends, Handyservice, income, Inspect, inspection report, kitchen renovations, Labor, late twenties, major city, market rate, pay me, refusing, side gig, small jobs, trip fee, weekends, work nights

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6289	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!

But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!

So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!

Trump’s Trail Minecraft Server

Adaptability, campaign tactics, campaign trail, Campaigning, communication strategies, current events, Decision making, election, Improvisation, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, political analysis, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, speculation, strategy, Trail, trump, Trumps, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a pack of friendly creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited cake and puppies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs politics when you have llamas and ninja chickens to keep you entertained?

CraftyCookingGoneWrong

cooking anecdotes, cooking bloopers, cooking fails, cooking humor, cooking mishaps, CraftyCookingGoneWrong, culinary blunders, culinary mishaps, funny cooking stories, funny kitchen mishaps, funny kitchen moments, hilarious cooking mistakes, kitchen blunders, kitchen comedy, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, kitchen humor, kitchen mishaps, kitchen tales, kitchen tales of woe

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Votes:	158
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

carbon footprint, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy savings, Energy Transition, environmental impact, government initiative, green energy, home improvement, labour, Minecraft, renewable energy, rooftop revolution, Server, solar panels, solar power, solar technology, SolarCraft, sustainable living, UK homes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

haha so like, imagine a minecraft server where the whole map is just covered in solar panels, like a rooftop revolution but in minecraft haha. u can join this server and help deliver solar power to millions of virtual homes in the uk, how cool is that?! u can be like a minecraft superhero, saving the planet one block at a time. plus, the sun is always shining in this server so u never have to worry about monsters attacking at night. join now and be part of the solar-powered fun!

ArcticSubCraze

Arctic, Arctic defense, Arctic sovereignty, ArcticSubCraze, Canada, Canadian navy, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, Maritime, Military, military modernization, national security, naval capabilities, Navy, Procurement, SECURITY, submarine fleet, submarine program., Submarines, submarines acquisition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

lol imagine if instead of submarines, canada got minecraft boats to guard the arctic. join our server and help defend against polar bear pirates and evil penguins trying to steal all the ice blocks. we have epic battles on the frozen seas and you can even ride a dolphin into battle. plus, we have a secret igloo base where you can craft snowball grenades and ride on a polar bear mount. come join the fun and protect the arctic with us!

CreamyCombustion

burnt cream, caramelized dessert, combusted dessert, creamy dessert, creamy treat, CreamyCombustion, crème brûlée, custard dessert, delicious dessert, dessert, dessert aficionado, dessert connoisseur, dessert enthusiast, dessert lover, fancy dessert, french dessert, frozen dessert, gourmet dessert, indulgent treat, sweet treat, torch dessert

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the crème brûlée is LITERALLY on fire? Like, imagine logging in and seeing cream desserts frozen and combusted all over the place. It’s like a dessert apocalypse, but in Minecraft form.

Join our server for the most insane culinary experience of your life. We’ve got lava pits filled with melted ice cream, chocolate fountains flowing with liquid gold, and a giant cake castle where you can battle it out with other players for the last slice.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for a dessert so powerful, it can grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover the sweet secrets of our server?

So come on down and join us for a dessert-filled adventure like no other. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have crème brûlée on fire? Let’s get baking, baby!