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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4813 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 46957 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7021 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
