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Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

creeper, crime, criminal, Failure, family, Friends, incognito, Justice, justice system, law, Legal, members, snitching, System

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

ancient insects, Ant, Ant-Fungus Symbiosis, ants, asteroid, asteroid impact, catastrophic events, Dinosaur, ecological changes, environmental impact, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinction event, Farm, fossil record, Fun, Fungus Farmers, geological history, insect behavior, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, study

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Development, discovery, Egg wars, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Industrial mods, join us, Lucky blocks, Magic, magical mods, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MULTI-WORLDS, new format, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, RPG, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Technology, technomagic, TNT Run, WIP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5441	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

Application Process, APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration, CREEPERS, Datapacks, dedicated team, Discord-based, Events, Farms, Perfectum, player head drops, Redstone, server map, skilled players, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, transparent community, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
New Chunks Explored:	689006	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammo count is still the same when game resumes, ammunition management, Blasted, character shots gun in cutscene, First Person Shooter, game continuity, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game with counted ammo, gameplay mechanic, gaming experience, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative consistency, player immersion, player-engagement, Server, storytelling technique, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

Affiliates, anti-White protests, Black, complicit, divided and conquered, GRIEFED.., Jewy, Manolo de los Santos, Minecraft, narrative, palestine, Pay, protest, smp, social justice, TAXES, UIC, UIC portal project, Whitey, Wokey golem, ZOG

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, arrangements, bare minimum, Boss, cooperation, CraftyCubers, demanding, doctors note, employee management., employees, health exam, health issues, Help, Minecraft, Results, retiring, selfish, Server, Small Business, Tasks, tasks rearrangement, workplace conflict

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5337
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?