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ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	New Chunks Explored:	658593

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	4913	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5532
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Towns Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8463	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crops Grown:	8997	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

Competition, corner kick, Defense, european football, Explanation, game play, Goal, League, match, midfield, Minecraft, Offense, offside rule, penalty kick, Players, PLAYS, rules, smp, Soccer, sports, steve, strategy, Tactics, TEAM, terminology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7753

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

10. Past experiences, 11. Unforgettable moments, 12. Life reflections, 13. Do-over wishes, 14. Learning curve, 15. No repeat actions, 16. Avoiding pitfalls, 17. Self-improvement, 18. Avoiding regrets, 19. Future decisions, 2. Lessons learned, 20. Letting go of the past., 3. Life choices, 4. Mistakes made, 5. Never again, 6. One-time events, 7. Bad decisions, 8. Moving forward, 9. personal growth, Minecraft, NeverDigStraightDown, regretful experiences, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	278
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	207
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!