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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	8042
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	8350
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	4521
Star Shards Collected:	201	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Votes:	6118
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8770	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Emeralds Found:	8207
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

java.celestiacraft.com.br

FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4177
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!