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BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Divine Spears Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ores Mined:	9596	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	357	Crops Grown:	7205
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Farms Harvested:	218	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	8558
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Towns Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	597
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	791	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	6694	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	166

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!