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  • HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

    HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5645
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 733

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

    Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBlingCraft

    BlockBlingCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1659
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 5483 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 636856 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperControlUK

    CreeperControlUK
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4975
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

    Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7035
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9674 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Farms Harvested: 169 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Feature Description
    Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
    Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
    Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
    Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
    Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
    Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
    Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

    Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

    A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

    Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

    A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server

    BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3587
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Animals Bred: 156
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Want to stand out and embrace your unique weirdness? Look no further than our server! We welcome all white people with brown eyes because, let’s be honest, they do look pretty strange. But hey, that’s what makes us special! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and embracing your inner weirdo. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond block that matches your eye color perfectly! So come on, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP

    DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3264
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2540 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

    3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

    CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2527
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Farms Harvested: 233 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

    Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

    ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7422
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Dimension Hops: 13 Magic Items Found: 8122
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

    We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AstroCraft: Cheaper than SpaceX

    AstroCraft: Cheaper than SpaceX
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3825
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of waiting for commercial space travel to become affordable? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers you the chance to explore outer space without breaking the bank! Join us and blast off into a world of endless possibilities where you can build your own rocket ships, colonize distant planets, and even battle alien mobs for space supremacy. Who needs Elon Musk when you have us? Join now and start your intergalactic adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition

    KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4422
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u gotta evacuate like u in a war zone? well this server got u covered fam. we got 76,000 players evacuated as ukrainian troops push into russia’s kursk region. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for the last player standing. come join the madness, if u dare.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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