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CryptoCraft: Where mining for diamonds is more valuable than Bitcoin! Join the fun now!

Bitcoin, Crypto, CryptoCraft, DEXes, diamonds, dire circumstances, entrepreneur class, first world superiority, Fun, human feature, internet access, internet connection, Join, L1s, L2s, Mining, open industry, permissionless, perp dexes, Scams, SWAPS, third world, valuable, valuable innovations, valuable products, wallets, world contribution, zkproofs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1473	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaotic energy of the crypto world and bring it into the blocky realm of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the world of crypto itself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy based entirely on imaginary currencies that fluctuate in value faster than you can say “blockchain”. Trade your diamonds for Dogecoin, or exchange your emeralds for Ethereum – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a community of players from all corners of the globe, each bringing their own unique scams and schemes to the table. Forget about building elaborate castles or redstone contraptions – on our server, the real challenge is outsmarting your fellow players and avoiding getting duped in the process.

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality. Who needs valuable products and worthwhile innovations when you can have a good old-fashioned scamfest instead? See you in the game, and remember – hodl your blocks!

BabyCreeperCancerRisk

ambient heat, BabyCreeperCancerRisk, cancer risk, childhood cancer, childhood diseases, children, climate change, environmental factors, health, heat exposure, heat-related illnesses, increased risk, long-term effects, maternal health, Pregnancy, prenatal health, public health, research, Risk, study, Temperature

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	1367
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	343
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the ambient heat during pregnancy is linked to an increased risk of childhood cancer? well, this server is so lit that even unborn babies are getting in on the action! join us for a chance to mine and craft your way to victory while dodging cancerous creepers and fiery lava pits. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge.

GeyserConnect Minecraft Server

bedrock edition, bedrock server, Community, Connection, Cross-Play, Gaming, Gaming Community, GeyserConnect, java edition, java server, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, server connection, server hosting, server integration, Server List, server-network

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

GeyserConnect allows Minecraft: Bedrock Edition players to connect to Minecraft: Java Edition servers.

us.geyserconnect.net:19132

Vanilla Extract (Landet MC)

3D map, backups, Claims, cosmetic modpack, country laws, Discord, greifs, http, https, Landet MC, Minecraft, mob destruction, Nyf’s spiders, Server, Sit mod, Vanilla, vanilla extract, vouched, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

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Only changes from vanilla:

destructionSit mod (server only)Nyf’s

REMINDER!!!!!!!!!!This server is whitelisted, only way to get whitelisted is to join the discord or get vouched by a friend.We have this so we dont need claims, frequent backups are made incase someone greifs.Discord Server

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HermitRuins: Where the ruins are fresher than the coffee – 1.21 vanilla, whitelisted, 16+

2023, age, application, coffee, Community, Discord, Drama, form, fresher, Game Nights, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, HermitRuins, Mature, Mob Heads, multiplayer, player head drops, Players, Projects, protected, ruins, Server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Server Name	HermitRuins
Established	2023
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Community	Relaxed and joyful

Overview

HermitRuins is a relaxed and joyful community full of players from around the world. The server is based on the principles of Hermitcraft, offering a safe and laid-back environment for players to enjoy classic Vanilla Minecraft gameplay.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join HermitRuins?

To join HermitRuins, you will need to fill out a short form and be at least 16 years old. Once you have completed the form, you will be whitelisted on the server.

2. What sets HermitRuins apart from other servers?

HermitRuins prides itself on its classic Vanilla gameplay, mature community, and regular server-wide events. We also have some quality of life data packs to enhance the gameplay experience.

3. When does the new season start?

The new season is expected to start in a week or two. Join our Discord and fill out the application to be a part of the community in time for the new season.

4. Are griefing and drama allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing and drama. We expect all members to be respectful and mature while playing on the server.

5. Can I participate in server-wide projects and game nights?

Absolutely! We welcome all players to join in on server-wide events and projects. It’s a great way to get involved in the community and have fun with other members.

MoneyHungryFauna Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, emotional detachment, Exploitation, Fauna, financial gain, Greed, Heartless, insincerity, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyHungryFauna, Opportunistic, relationships, Selfishness, Server, uncaring., unfeeling, User

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the animals are out to get you! Forget about peaceful coexistence, these creatures are only interested in your diamonds and emeralds. Fauna is the queen bee of this server and she’s not afraid to show it. She’ll charm you with her cute looks but deep down, she’s just after your hard-earned cash.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and show Fauna who’s boss. Take on epic quests to outsmart the conniving animals and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. Will you be able to survive the treacherous challenges and emerge victorious? Only time will tell on this wild and unpredictable server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

HappyTJoP Minecraft Server

Anon, appreciation, cheerful, Community, GLAD, Good Vibes, Grateful, gratefulness, Happiness, Happy, HappyTJoP, Join, joy, joyfulness, little., Minecraft, positive vibes, positivity, Server, thankfulness, Thread, TJoP, Today

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than ever before! Join us on this magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn).

Looking for a server where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! We even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT just for fun? Plus, our moderators are actually trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers with their ninja skills.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

SisSaver Minecraft Server

attitude, Brat, Buying, CANDIES, chicken, Chocolate, curry, family, Food, Generosity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, refusing, SAVING, Server, sharing, Siblings, SisSaver, spicy, spoiled, younger sister

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as Luna demanding pizza over ramen? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure where sharing is optional and spicy curry is always on the menu. Just like how Luna demands things, you can demand your own plot of land and build whatever your heart desires.

But beware, just like Luna’s temper tantrums, griefing is not tolerated here. So behave yourself or face the wrath of our moderators!

So come on down to our server, where drama is as spicy as our chicken curry and the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Votes:	6234
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”