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HostageHilarityCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hamas hostages being freed left and right, only 22 out of 34 though, so hurry up and join before they all escape! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! build, mine, and survive while watching the chaos unfold around you. join now for the most thrilling minecraft experience of your life! -
Creeper Christmas Carnage
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all new players because we got so much swag like biden giving out arms to ukraine after russia’s christmas attack. we got crazy pvp battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack. our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave in the nether. plus, our admins are like unicorns on steroids, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
TroopCraft: NK’s Bright Idea
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy story where North Korea was all like “hey, let’s send troops to help Russia” and the U.S. officials were like “whaaaaat?!” but then they found out it was all part of this master plan to dominate the minecraft world, so now we gotta join forces and build the most epic bases and take over the server together. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the fun! -
NukeCraftIranSummit
lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF -
MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?! -
CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! -
CraftyUkrainianVictory
so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness. -
PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.
join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮
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CeasefireCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS