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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Votes:	6545
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4843

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBabyMama vs In-Laws

accusations, burden, c-section, Communication, CraftyBabyMama, DAUGHTER, family, grace, healing, Help, husband, in-laws, INDEPENDENCE, inlaws, ISOLATION, mental health, new parents, postpartum, reaching out, toxic family, Trauma, UNFAIR

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	8586
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	6763
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of postpartum life? Look no further! Our server is filled with supportive players who will help you heal from your c-section both physically and mentally. Plus, we have a special baby-friendly zone where you can bring your little one along for the adventure!

Join now and escape the drama of toxic family members like your grandmother-in-law. On our server, everyone is a great grandparent to your virtual baby, and they’ll believe she exists from day one! No accusations of keeping your daughter from family here – just pure, wholesome fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on, leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a community that truly understands the struggles of new parenthood. You’re not an asshole for needing some space – you’re a hero for taking care of yourself and your family. Join our server today and let the healing begin!

GalacticLurkersMC

#revelation, Civilization, Communication, Conspiracy, Contact, discovery, Earth, Evolution, Existence, Extraterrestrial, GalacticLurkersMC, Galaxy, hidden, Humanity, intelligence, Mystery, Observation, south america, speculation, un-contacted tribes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe Earth is just a giant un-contacted tribe in the universe! Join us as we navigate through the galaxy without any help from extraterrestrial beings – because who needs aliens when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am I right?

Our server is filled with crazy conspiracy theories and wild adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover the secrets of Area 51 and maybe even find some hidden alien technology. Who needs NASA when you can explore the cosmos from the comfort of your own blocky world?

So come join us on this wacky journey through the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally crack the code and make contact with our cosmic neighbors. But until then, let’s just keep building and mining like there’s no tomorrow – because who knows, maybe there isn’t!

MapleCraft KremlinCollab

ACCUSED, alleged, Canadian, collaboration, CONSERVATIVE, Conspiracy, Disinformation, extremism, fake news, foreign interference, influencers, KremlinCollab, Manipulation, MapleCraft, Meet, online influence, Politics, Propaganda, right wing, Russian, scheme, social media

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	2140	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6600	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we have right-wing canadian influencers building the craziest structures accused of collaborating with an alleged russian propaganda scheme! watch out for putin creepin in the shadows while you mine for diamonds and battle it out with your fellow gamers! who knows what kind of political drama will unfold as you explore this wild server! join now for a chance to be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

best of, best of tim, best of timthetatman, CHEATER, compilation, fat, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Hacker, Live, Livestream, man, Minecraft, nickmercs, Server, solos, Spectating Solos, Stream, Streamer, Tắt, tatmanarmy, the, Tim, tim solos, tim the tatman, timthetatman, timthetatman funny, timthetatman highlights, timthetatman moments, timthetatman ninja, timthetatman solo, timthetatman spectates, warzone cheater, Warzone Hacker, warzone solo, warzone solos, warzone spectating

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	1027
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular American Twitch streamer and content creator. With a comedic and entertaining personality, Tim has amassed a large following for his gaming streams, mainly focusing on games like Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Overwatch. His charismatic presence has made him a beloved figure in the gaming community, with a down-to-earth approach that resonates with his viewers. TimTheTatman continues to grow his platform and connect with fans through his engaging content and relatable interactions.

The Bridge Network

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

The Bridge Network is a new cross-play server with game modes such as life steal SMP/hardcore, Prison, and Factions

We aim to be a fun server with many events while being competitive pvp based.

TheBridgeMC.net

Meltox-Craft

balkan, Community, Discord, Meltox-Craft, Minecraft, Nice, people, PvP, Server, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	161	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Balkan survival server that have pvp with zero lag and cool community with nice discord server and people in discord yeah

meltox-craft.com

SpongeCraft: Where we’re 99.9% vanilla but 110% awesome! Join us for a ‘sponge-tastic’ adventure with Towny, Jobs, and Teralith in 1.21!

Adventure, Awesome, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Mature, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, PG-13, Ranking system, Server, smp, SpongeCraft, spongetastic, Survival, Teralith, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

SpongeCraft Minecraft Server
Server IP:	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Overview:

Custom enchantments and relics
Keep inventory toggle
Player shops, auction houses, server shop
Unique ranking system
Jobs with level-up perks
Survival and vote crates
Events, parkour, and minigames
Active community and staff team

About Us:

With a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks and plugins you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Rules:

No griefing, trolling, or ruining gameplay for others
No hacking or unfair advantages
Keep it PG-13

Important Links:

FAQ:

What is SpongeCraft?

SpongeCraft is a Minecraft server with Towny claims, resource world, custom enchantments, keep inventory toggle, player shops, events, unique ranking system, and more.

Can I join the server with friends?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and participate in various activities together.

Are there rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules against griefing, hacking, and inappropriate behavior to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

How can I get involved in community events?

You can join the server Discord for updates on events and participate in events hosted by both players and staff members.

Prison Break Minecraft Server

behind bars, Break, Convict, convicted felon, Correctional Facility, criminal, criminal justice system, detention, FAGGOT, federal prison, Forgot, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Kek, law enforcement, Legal System, locked up, Minecraft, Prison, prison life, punishment, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	607310
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

Cash Me Outside Minecraft SMP

20, AMOUNT, ANNOYING, Cash, Chile, considerable amount, Country, DESPERATE, donation, Family Support, financial support, long tail tags, MAKE UP, Minecraft, Mods, owe rent, PAJEET, Rent, smp, Sorry., STUDENT, Visit, work and study

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is $20! That’s right, in this crazy world, $20 is the key to success.

Why $20, you ask? Well, in this server, $20 is like gold. It’s the only way to pay rent, buy items, and even make friends! We’ve got students working and studying at the same time just to scrape together enough $20 bills to survive. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with your help, we can all make it through.

So come on down to our server (we won’t tell you the name because it’s a secret) and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even meet our resident Chilean player who’s just trying to pay their rent. And remember, $20 is the key to it all. See you there!