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JoblessDadOfferDecline

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Looking for a server that’s as mysterious as a dark cave? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and shady business deals.

Just like the protagonist in a suspenseful novel, you’ll be faced with the challenge of navigating through murky waters as you try to figure out what exactly is going on. Will you uncover the truth behind the cryptic invitations and hidden agendas? Or will you fall victim to the cunning schemes of our enigmatic benefactors?

With a cast of characters straight out of a soap opera, including a father figure with a checkered past and a wife with a famous skin and wellness clinic, you’ll never be bored on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself embroiled in a high-stakes marketing venture that could change the course of your virtual life forever.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists, join us on our Minecraft server today. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in the shadows of our virtual world?

IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal your friend’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us if you can’t live without the thrill of breaking the law in Minecraft!

We’ve got a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even TNT cannons. Need to smuggle some contraband across the border? No problem, just hop on our server and join our underground network of secret tunnels and hidden chests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most wanted criminals in the Minecraft world. From notorious griefers to expert hackers, you never know who you might run into on our server. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to take on the server’s resident mafia boss in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of living on the wrong side of the law in Minecraft!

BlockbusterBinge

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	833395	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like a never-ending movie marathon, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their fancy tea party, but little do you know, it’s actually a trap set by a mischievous group of llamas who just want to steal your diamonds.

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll never run out of hilarious and absurd adventures to embark on. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to staging epic battles against an army of evil chickens, the possibilities are endless. So why rewatch that same old movie for the hundredth time when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join today and let the insanity begin!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Surviving with Sunglasses! Now with extra fishy business, weekly challenges, and the occasional PvP sunburn 😎🐟🔥

Auctions, bedrock, Business, Challenges, cross platform server, Custom Enchants, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, EXTRA, Fishing, fishy, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, mcMMO Skills, Minecraft, occasional, Perks, Progression, PvP, Quests, Shops, smp, sunburn, sunburnt, sunglasses, Surviving, WEEKLY

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	144
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Void Armor Forged:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

About Shaded Minecraft Server:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Key Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
50+ Custom Enchants
mcMMO Skills and Progression

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

High Ecstasy Pics Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us and ask a bi guy why he likes to get high on ecstacy and take pictures of himself in tight women’s clothing – because why not?! Plus, we have all the pizza you could ever want, and our server is constantly filled with hilarious videos and webms of our wild adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and be prepared for non-stop laughter and insanity!

Raidou Collection Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9922	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Dragon Eggs Found:	1266	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3961
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because Raidou collection is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Raidou collection, where players can battle it out to see who can collect the most outrageous items in the game. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted golden carrots, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumors have it that a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Raidou collection today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

StepmomNotMomLOL

biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, family dynamics, Grief, Identity, love, mom, parenting, relationships, Respect, step siblings, stepfamily, stepmom, StepmomNotMomLOL, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family dynamics are more complicated than a telenovela! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating stepmom drama, work friend awkwardness, and parental arguments – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the craziest family dynamics unfold right before your eyes? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1451
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	112
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our server! Our server is so addictive that it will make you forget all about your addiction to Minecraft. We have magical potions that will make you never want to leave, and our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and plot world domination. So come join us and break your addiction to Minecraft once and for all!

TuskBlinkenCraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we plan to take down russia in ukraine with the help of poland’s tusk and america’s blinken! we will strategize, build alliances, and fight off the enemy with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. who knew minecraft could be so political? join us now and be a part of this historic battle for victory! also, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our base. ain’t nobody messing with fluffy! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s defeat russia together in the most epic minecraft server ever!