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Crafty Hour

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4253
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6365	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5256	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crops Grown:	7488
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!