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Crafty Hour

24, 32, an hour ago, asked my insta, Be me, complimented my voice, Crafty, dingy 1-person apartment, hour, how old are you anon, I do mind, into me, lol, more than maybe 2 years my senior, no actual girlfriend, physically attractive, planning to meet chick, rare these days, severely autistic, she texts me, should I have lied, so much older than you, struck a conversation, thanks for reading, walking to the subway, watch NY vs FL, Wishful thinking, wouldn’t have guessed, zero friends

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Items Found:	5409	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

NoCreeperCarpool

car ride, carpool etiquette, carpooling, carpooling request, Colleague, colleague request, comfort, Commute, commuting, driving alone, NoCreeperCarpool, office, Practicality, rail works, refusal, Train, Transportation, transportation options, work commute, work hours, work schedule

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of carpooling with your colleague? Look no further! Our server offers a safe haven where you can build your own virtual world without any unwanted passengers tagging along.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own empire, without the hassle of awkward car rides with coworkers. Who needs real-life transportation when you can ride a virtual minecart to victory?

Don’t be the asshole who leaves your colleague stranded – join our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more abundant in our server than in any carpool lane. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and start building your dream world today!

PerfectDayMC SMP

Bliss, Contentment, dream activities, dream day, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal activities, ideal day, ideal weather, joy, leisure, Peace, perfect day, PerfectDayMC, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible here!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBreakups

BETRAYAL, BlockyBreakups, Breakup, breakup advice, breakup stories, coping with breakup, cruel breakup, devastating breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, ghosted, healing from breakup, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, sad, worst breakup

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped in boring old real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can break up with your significant other in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! Want to dump them by building a giant “It’s Over” sign made out of diamond blocks? Done. How about unleashing a horde of angry zombies on their house as a breakup message? We got you covered. Join us for the ultimate breakup revenge fantasies and let your creativity run wild!

TempleTrolls Minecraft Server

Attacks, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, Community, councillor, extremism, Hindu, Hindu persecution, ISCKON, ISCKON temple, Kali temple, Kali temples, Killed, Minecraft, Minority, News, Religious, Report, Server, TempleTrolls, Terrorism, today news, vandalised, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join our cray cray minecraft server where anything goes! we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on our server. we once had a group of llamas take over the town square and start a llama revolution! it was epic. and don’t even get me started on the time the villagers all learned how to breakdance and challenged the players to a dance-off.

plus, we have the best loot drops in alllll of minecraft. we’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a secret stash of golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u in our pixelated paradise. see u there, buddy!

BlockBlasters

Attack, BlockBlasters, Conflict, current events, international relations, investigation, Involved, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Nine, october 7, palestinian refugees, SECURITY, Staff, suspects, Terrorism, U.N, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mines Excavated:	1748

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. Like, there’s this rumor going around that nine UNRWA staff, like, may have been involved in this crazy attack on Israel, man. The U.N. is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But, like, don’t worry about that, just come join our server and have a blast!

I mean, if you’re into, like, wild adventures and, like, not knowing what’s gonna happen next, then this is the place for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some, like, top secret conspiracy or something. Or maybe you’ll just, like, build a giant chicken statue. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, like, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on the server. Or maybe you’ll just, like, fall into a pit of lava. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

OlympicGymRush

exercise habits, exercise routine, fitness community, fitness goals, fitness trends, gym culture, gym discounts, gym membership, gym motivation, gym promotions, gym routines, health and wellness, healthy lifestyle, new year resolution, olympic games, OlympicGymRush, physical activity, sports inspiration, workout consistency, workout motivation, workout trends

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	115
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	63	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, forget the gym, come join this minecraft server instead, it’s like the olympics every day here, except with blocks and creepers and stuff.

we got this epic parkour course that will make you sweat more than a gym session, and if you make it to the end, you get a virtual gold medal (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).

and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, it’s like a gladiator battle but with pickaxes and swords.

plus, our community is so supportive, it’s like having a personal trainer cheering you on every step of the way.

so ditch the gym and come get fit with us on this minecraft server, you won’t regret it (probably).

PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!

behavioral interventions, distracted behavior, distracted driving, DRIVE, driver behavior, drivers, Game, Gamification, intervention strategies, mobile devices, PhoneDownCraft, PHONES, randomized trial, Reductions, road accidents, road behavior, road safety, Safe, Safety, smartphone addiction, study, sustained, Technology, traffic safety

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1629	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6533	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so like, u know how u always on ur phone while driving and ur mom is like “put that down, u gonna crash”? well, dis server is like ur mom but cooler. we got all these fun games and stuff to keep u entertained so u don’t even wanna look at ur phone. plus, we did a study and found out dat joining dis server actually reduces distracted driving. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and save lives while having a blast!

Nation-States: Where You Can Be King, Fight Like a Viking, Build Like an Architect, All on 1.20+ with Discord!

Architect, BUILD, building, Casual, Claiming, Community, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, Fight, Interaction, Join, King, Map, multiplayer, nationstates, ONLINE, Player vs Player, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Trade, Viking, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0

Nation-States Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Come join us in Nation-States: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Nation-States?	Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States suitable for casual players?	Yes, Nation-States is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but there are systems in place for players who prefer PvP.

GodCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, bible verse, Christian, christian music, divine promise, due season, encouragement, faint not, FAITH, GOD, GodCraft, Inspirational, Minecraft, motivational, never forsake me, never leave me, perseverance, REAP, Server, SPIRITUAL, Trust, Video, well doing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	7186
Mines Excavated:	1105	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!