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BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4141
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Items Found:	3611
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Votes:	2783
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8467	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	583

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	6272	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7265	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overworked, OverworkedOcelot, Relaxation, reset button, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2026

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!