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Dreamscape Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult toys, awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker, Dildos, dreamscape, EMBARRASSING, HR complaint, Inappropriate Behavior, office environment, office etiquette, personal boundaries, personal items, privacy, Professionalism, Realm, Respect, sex toys, shocking behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, work culture, Workplace

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for real. Why? Because we got a community of players who are as wild as a coworker who leaves her dildos out like it’s no big deal.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything goes, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your freak flag fly?

Join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that comes with playing on a server where the unexpected is the norm. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3543
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1219	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Villages Defended:	13	New Chunks Explored:	741049
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	558	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity housemate, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity living situation, celebrity roomie, celebrity roommate, celebrity roommate dream, celebrity roommate dream come true, CelebRoomie, dream roommate, famous roommate, favorite celebrity, ideal roommate, living with a celebrity, living with a star, Minecraft, roommate dream, roommate fantasy, roommate fantasy come true, roommate goals, roommate wish, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

JoyBlockz

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Squid Squad,” a group of underwater rebels who have declared war on all land-dwellers. Join their cause and ride into battle on the backs of giant squids armed with tridents and ink bombs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe steer clear).

CraftyPolishAid45

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPolishAid45, Defense, defense package, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, Partnership, Poland, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we supply ukraine with military aid packages like it’s no big deal. we’re like the poland of minecraft servers, always ready to help out our fellow gamers in need. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a real-life war zone. join us now and be a part of something truly epic!

BlockyTalky: Mine & Chill Podcasts

audiobooks, BlockyTalky, Chill, classical music, customer communication, customer complaints, customer experience, customer feedback, customer frustration, customer loyalty, customer needs, customer preferences, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, long wait times, music options, phone hold, phone support, phone wait times, podcasts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4253
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	9325
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

haha u know wat would be even better than audiobooks or podcasts? JOINING THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER! like imagine if u could build ur own virtual world while waiting on hold. u could be mining diamonds and slaying creepers instead of listening to boring elevator music. plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystical creatures. u never know what u might find down there! so ditch the phone calls and come join us for some epic adventures!

Aurora Pixel

AuroraPixel, BATTLING, Biomes, Catching, Community, Events, Journey, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, skill levels, thrilling events, Towns, trainer, Training, ultimate Pokémon Master, Welcoming

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	7740
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to AuroraPixel, a distinguished Minecraft Pixelmon server that seamlessly integrates the captivating world of Pokémon with the boundless creativity of Minecraft. Immerse yourself in a meticulously crafted environment where you can catch, train, and battle with your favorite Pokémon amidst stunning biomes and intricately designed towns. Whether you are a veteran trainer or new to the Pixelmon realm, AuroraPixel caters to all skill levels. Join our welcoming community, engage in thrilling events, and undertake epic quests in your quest to become the ultimate Pokémon Master. Discover the extraordinary at AuroraPixel, where your journey is illuminated by endless possibilities.

play.aurorapixel.eu

Novadia {1.21} {Semi-Vanilla} {No Griefing}

1.21, Bloom Host, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, friendly community, Good uptime, No Griefing, Nogriefing, Novadia, Peace of mind, Play.novadia.net, player heads, player interaction, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Sit on stairs, Survival, Tricky Trials, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillaish

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

The Novadia Minecraft Server is happy to open its doors to all players for the 1.21 update – Tricky Trials!

We are a community-centered server focused on player interaction and sense of community. Here’s what you can expect from our server:

Vanilla-adjacent gameplay – at the core, Novadia focuses on vanilla gameplay, but includes minor modifications that provide interesting depth of gameplay to the server, such as player heads, or being able to sit on stairs.Friendly community – Minecraft is always better with friends and new players, and during your time on the server you will no doubt meet new people looking to have a good time – expect some shenanigans to always be at foot!Reliability – Our server is hosted through Bloom Host, with strong hardware and good uptime. Peace of Mind – Griefing and stealing are not allowed, and the server is equipped with plugins that can catch and rollback any damage you may ever experience to your hard work.Events – Each month the server hosts multiple events for people to mess around and have a good time – with friends, of course!

Interested? Join us at play.novadia.net, visit us on discord at discord.gg/nuvyaq8ZfC, or have a look at our server Dynmap at map.novadia.net!

Hope to see you! \:)

104.224.55.122

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	6932	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Hey there gamers, are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this wild server where a mysterious vtuber dropped a whopping 69,000 USD for a collab! And get this, Cdawg himself was left shooketh when she refused to pay up! Can you believe the drama? Join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even get in on the action yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big Minecraft sensation! Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today!

YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP

Adapting, Adjusting, anticipation, Culture Shock, foreign country, future plans, Gaining Weight, getting fat, hasn’t moved to America, immigration, international move, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Moving, new beginnings, new environment, prepping for move, Relocation, settling in, smp, starting fresh, weight gain, YeehawNotInUSA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even before setting foot in America, you’re already getting fat from all the virtual snacks you’ll be munching on! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and mountains of virtual ice cream. Who needs real food when you can feast like a king in our world?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who trade in rare, enchanted spuds. Will you uncover their starchy secrets and become the potato kingpin of the server?

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most food-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to expand your virtual waistline as you indulge in all the delicious delights our server has to offer.

GiftedGrieferz Minecraft SMP

gift exchange, gift giving, gift giving experiences, gift giving traditions, Gift ideas, gift memories, gift receiving, gift stories, GiftedGrieferz, memorable gifts, Minecraft, one of a kind gifts, personal stories, sentimental gifts, smp, special occasions, surprise gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique presents, unusual experiences, unusual gift stories, unusual gifts, unusual presents

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you receive is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We specialize in giving out the most outrageous and unusual gifts you can imagine.

One time, a player received a talking parrot that could recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command. Another player was gifted a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just a single tap. And let’s not forget the player who received a pet dragon that could breathe fire and fly them around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to be amazed by the gifts that await you. Who knows, you might just receive something so crazy that it will leave you questioning reality itself.

CraftyLife101

CraftyLife101, knowledge, life advice, life education, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life learning, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life reflections, Life skills, life teachings, life tips, life truths, life values, life wisdom, personal growth, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn the valuable life lesson that you should always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Why, you ask? Because you never know when you’ll need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a horde of zombie pigs! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all the land!