Dildos Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamscape Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult toys, awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker, Dildos, dreamscape, EMBARRASSING, HR complaint, Inappropriate Behavior, office environment, office etiquette, personal boundaries, personal items, privacy, Professionalism, Realm, Respect, sex toys, shocking behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, work culture, Workplace

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for real. Why? Because we got a community of players who are as wild as a coworker who leaves her dildos out like it’s no big deal.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything goes, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your freak flag fly?

Join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that comes with playing on a server where the unexpected is the norm. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

#exciting, Adventures, beautiful girl, bondage, cross dressing, date, degen porn, Dildos, Femininity, fetish development, healthy relationships, libido, LibidoCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, nofap, overcoming challenges, personal growth, porn stimulus, self improvement, sex, sexual health, sexual stimulation, stimulus, weeks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5864
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crops Grown:	7528	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3279	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	1061
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

NoSkipHitsCraft

album appreciation, album love, album perfection, album recommendation, enjoyable tracks, fantastic album, flawless album, music appreciation, music discovery, music enjoyment, music exploration, music lovers, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, no skipping required, no skips, no skips needed, NoSkipHitsCraft, seamless album, track enjoyment, track perfection

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170

Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict prevention, Defending, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, global security, international partnership, Iranian attack, Israel, Israel defenses, joint defense efforts, Middle East tensions, military defense, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, potential threat, regional stability, security measures, Server, strategic alliance, US official

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	1632	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

armored vehicles, defense lines, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military defense, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, military vehicles, military vehicles stuck, Ready, Russian army, Russian defense, russian military, russian tanks, tank warfare, Tanks, Tnt, Trapped, trapped tanks, war machines

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	3757
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Artifacts, Clans, Discord, donat, Donations, email, Events, Exclusion Zone, Exploration, Groups, instagram, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Old, OPENING DATE, Pirate, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Quests, rare things, RPG, Russian, Server, Stalker, Survival, SURVIVE, trip, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	6813
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	137	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

STALKER MC – This is a vanilla server in the popular game “Minecraft”, where you can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of the exclusion zone with a huge number of rare things and quests.

Your task is to survive in the difficult conditions of the post-apocalyptic world: join groups, search and sell artifacts, explore the depths of the zone.

Have a nice trip, stalker!

Donat – stalkermc.ru

IP: mc.stalkermc.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/XmgjMNb

Email Mail – [email protected]

Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/stalkermc1_12_2/

Opening date – 08/27/2024

mc.stalkermc.ru:25580

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Badlands Chugs, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Halloween, healing, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Loved and Remembered, mahjong tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, ravana, Resources, RP Glory Hole Meatup, Server, Shadowbringers, tokusatsu, Twin Peaks, Ultros, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you heal from the things you never talk about? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for your soul, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us for our future meetups where we grind FATEs in Shadowbringers, watch Tokusatsu shows, have zombie movie nights, and even have an official RP Glory Hole Meatup (don’t ask, just join).

But wait, there’s more! We also host Mahjong tournaments, costume parties, and pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch parties. It’s like a never-ending party on our server!

So come on, join us and let your inner blocky self shine. You’ll be loved and remembered on our server, just like that time you built a giant statue of a chicken.