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LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	64	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	203

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6190
Enchantments Applied:	53	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3071	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	111	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2662
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4483
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9377	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6673
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

OppositeCraft

Assumptions, Beliefs, biases, close-mindedness, cognitive dissonance, communication barriers, confirmation bias, critical thinking, disagreements, Diversity, Empathy, judgments, misconceptions, misunderstandings, Open-mindedness, opposing views, OppositeCraft, Perspectives, social dynamics, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.