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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5243 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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