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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3939 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6262 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3222 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
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