| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 160 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6395 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3707 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Animals Bred: | 134 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6270 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8698 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1406 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 64 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4882 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 96 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 559 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8909 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 30460 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
