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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 291 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 163 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.
join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.
plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.
don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.
