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Crafty envy: Steve’s epic adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, condos, Crafty, envy, Epic, financial position, fuckbuddies, inhibition, Jealousy, LA area, medication, Overcoming, restaurants, Steves, Xanax

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7693
Dragon Eggs Found:	7315	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!

Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!

Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!

UnicornCraft: Where Rainbows Rule and Creepers Drool

acceptance, autistic, christmas, Communication, CREEPERS, Drool, emotional, hankerchief, heartstrings, Heartwarming, love, love story, mid-functioning autist, Rainbow Days, RAINBOWS, relationship, romance, rule, soulmates, special connection, Understanding, unexpected attraction, unexpected love, UnicornCraft, unique bond

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the love stories are as wild as the creepers! Join us and witness the most bizarre romances unfold before your eyes.

Picture this: a player receives a hankerchief on Christmas from another player and suddenly falls head over heels for them. But here’s the twist – the object of their affection is a mid-functioning autist who is as mysterious as they come. Will they ever say or do anything interesting? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such DRAMATIC love stories and UNPREDICTABLE relationships? Plus, our community is filled with WACKY characters and CRAZY adventures waiting to happen.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness!

BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard envy, beard goals, beard grooming tips, beard growth, beard length, beard maintenance, beard trends, BeardCraft, diamonds, Faster, full beard, genetics, Grooming, grow, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, Mining, neckbeard, patience, personal style, self-care, time commitment

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	5913	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

Crafty Connections: Making Global Pals!

building relationships, Communication, connecting with others, Connections, Crafty, cross-cultural friendships, cultural exchange, Diversity, forming friendships, Friends, friendship building, Global, Global community, global connections, International, language exchange, making, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting new people, Multiculturalism, networking, PALS, Social Skills, socializing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	565	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Votes:	7819
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to make some international friends? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be chatting and playing with players from all around the world in no time.

Our server is like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring meetings. You’ll meet players from every corner of the globe, from the snowy tundras of Canada to the sunny beaches of Australia. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a player from Antarctica!

But that’s not all! Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have started playing Minecraft with us. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood extraterrestrial trying to make friends. So come join us and show those aliens that humans can be cool too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start making international friends in the most epic way possible. Who knows, you might even end up having a Minecraft wedding with someone from a different country!

Skeletons R Us: Where the Bones Are Always Poppin’

bones, cemetery, chilling, creepy, death, eerie, Frightening, frightful, ghastly, graveyard, Halloween, Haunted, Horror, Macabre, Phantom, poppin, Scary, Skeletons, SPECTRAL, spooky, Ten million skeletons, Undead

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	510
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there were ten million skeletons roaming around causing chaos and mayhem. But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you can take on these bony foes and emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Imagine the sheer joy of watching a rainbow explode in a shower of sparkles!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually just misunderstood and looking for someone to play chess with.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and your best pickaxe, because you’re in for a ride unlike any other.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where Explosions are Just for Fun!

bombs, breaking news, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, current events, explosions, FIRST PHOTOS, Fun, global politics, GlobalNewsHub, international relations, iran, Israel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, News, photos, social media, Tensions, twitter, Updates, viral, world news

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through space while battling zombie penguins with lasers.

Our server is so epic, even Godzilla is a regular player! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret disco party hidden deep within the server where you can dance with unicorns and dragons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Tekken Madness – Fight, Build, Repeat!

#youtube, BUILD, Character moves, Character Overviews, Combo list, Competitive Gaming, Fight, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, madness, Minecraft, notation, online play, repeat, Steam, steam powered, Store, strategy guide, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken community, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4540	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	185	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, I wanna hang out here!”

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories about this server. Once, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village filled with villagers who could actually talk! They were like, “Hey, come chill with us and trade your emeralds for some sick loot!”

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a portal that transported them to a dimension where everything was made of candy. They were like, “I’m never leaving this place!”

And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you hear about the PvP battles on this server. Players have created their own factions and go to war over who has the best diamond armor. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with creepers!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

FemCraft: Building Blocks and Sass in Pixels

(Audio), ANONYMOUS, blocks, building, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, female, femanon, FemCraft, gross, Honesty, honesty please, Insecurity, judgement, opinion, pixels, Sass, self improvement, self-conscious, self-doubt, vocal assessment, vocal quality, vocal recording, VOICE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	888	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Votes:	7651	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even femanons with GROSS voices are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few creeper explosions that will make your voice sound like a beautiful symphony in comparison. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s ROFL together!

MineVTube – Where Vtubers and Startups Mine for Success!

#youtube, advice, Audience, Auditions, brave, capcut, davinci resolve, Feedback, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, hololive, Kdenlive, Links, MineVTube, niji, Premiere, privacy tips, Startups, streaming, success, tierlist, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	903467
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	2252
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a place for Vtubers to seek advice and wisdom from the virtual gods of the internet! Are you wondering whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, fear not, for we have the answers you seek. Our resident experts will guide you through the treacherous waters of online content creation.

Need to know if there’s an audience for X? Well, look no further, for we have the power to summon viewers from the depths of the digital realm! And if you’re struggling with video editing, fret not, for we have the holy trinity of editing software: DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, and CapCut. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, we’ll even throw in Vegas Pro or Premiere!

But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for prestigious companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji! Join our server and you might just find yourself on the path to virtual stardom. And if that’s not enough, we have a treasure trove of useful links to help you navigate the wild world of Vtubing.

So, why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the Vtubing adventures begin! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation. Join us now and unleash your inner Vtuber! 🌟🎮🚀

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where You Casually Save Gaming

blocky, Casual Gaming, casually, Gaming, gaming achievements, gaming addiction, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming hobby, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming passion, Gaming Strategies, gaming victories, leisurely gaming, McBlockface, Save, save progress, saves, Server, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the adventures are lit-erally endless!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns into battle against creeper armies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon adoption center where you can raise your very own fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!