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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	138	Magic Items Found:	5665
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

GlowedUpGang

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Enchantments Applied:	61
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crops Grown:	8206
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Enchantments Applied:	217
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	251	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!